Here a gun, there a gun, everywhere a gun. More guns = More safety, right?

http://www.naplesnews.com/news/crim...g-possible-shooting-at-zombicon-in-fort-myers

 

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/pol...-bullets-pictures-lawmakers-article-1.2484861

 

i dont really see whatever it is that has people up in arms with that photo

 

and the more i read about this thing obama has done, the more i realise just how little it has done. so i begin to suspect its merely a bit of theatre

 

Conservative (reactionary) Americans have become very fat in 58 years.

1957:


2015:


I blame Nabisco, General Foods, McDonald's, and their direct competitors. It doesn't seem to have affected their cognitive abilities, though.

 

Seems to be international, too.

 

zimmerman has an opinion on obamas gun speech too:

 

Fluffhead was a man
With a horrible disease
Could not find no cure
Won’t you help him if you please?

Fluff came to my door
Askin’ me for change
His eyes were clear and pure
But his mind was so deranged

Fluff went to a banker
Askin’ for some bills
The banker said, "I ain’t got that
But I sure got some powerful pills."

 

ty kita

brought back a ton of good memories. les claypools manager. strangers on a plane with 95% hippies on our way to hippie mecca, almost not getting allowed on said plane, being cut off from liquor on the plane, then being served more anyway with your dads free drink tickets. republican religious hotel. angry redneck deadheads in a walmart parking lot. ihop party pre show. disco biscuits. never using the bassnectar tickets we bought. pizza. hash. dirt weed. waffle house. tipping our waitress at waffle house leftover hash & dirtweed. mushroom chocolates. blockheads in the boat in the fountain. nitrous sales 20 feet from the cops, between cops and dogs in the middle of a jam packed fucking checkpoint. police dogs. our spot on the floor. me "driving" friday and you "driving" sunday. face tickets for sunday when i told that couple they had our tickets. your 1st time. me trying to run screaming from hampton coliseum and you successfully stopping me. angry TSA at norfolk and hippies bursting out laughing at them. grandpa flying the plane. balls bouncin round the room. and of course, the first few notes of the first show that STILL give me ridiculous goosebumps hearing, even today, when we all collectively lost our shit 15 seconds into the show when we realized they were opening with fluffhead.

will likely be the best birthday ever. thanks so much for everything

<3

 

that sounds pretty awesome

 

http://www.usnews.com/news/articles...es-gun-that-looks-like-a-cellphone?src=usn_fb

 

im not sure how i feel about that gun.

 

It's one of the dumbest ideas ever: make an innocuous object into a mortally dangerous one, one that immediately gathers police attention in its normal guise. Most people are not very careful around police officers when the officers are in that dangerous mode; there will be people killed as a consequence of this stupid firearm, people who've never owned or planned to own a firearm.

 

well, it does introduce yet another 'feared for my life' vector for police to exploit.

 

oh fuck

you're right

"stop resisiting"

bang

 

heres another great idea:
Texas Firearm Manufacturer Designs Real Handgun Resembling NES Zapper

http://www.gameinformer.com/b/news/...eates-real-handgun-resembling-nes-zapper.aspx

 

They tried toys so realistic they were getting kids shot.

Now that's banned so they figure why not go the other direction.

'Merican 'ginuity.

Good times.

 

My eyes were rolled up in my head before I even saw the picture of it. Fuuuuck off, seriously.

 

i just want to state how enjoyable it has been to watch Niña's trolling turn Bams into the "reluctant babyface"

well played, and MOST enjoyable. Bams IS a natural face, when allowed to shine (with tweener tendencies)!

and Niña so loves playing the heel. If i dont say it elsewhere, its a dream match and i am anticipating the "confrontation," "grudge match," & resolution to the next, great, GV feud. (mulch & kita vs wad & the chicken army is hard to beat, so it will have to be REAL good)

 

dont tell me you only just realised that i revel in playing the heel!