I can't get a company to acknowledge me, can't get a phone number from their website, can't get their attention. I am a perfect fit for the posted position. No clue if it is even still open, how long it has been up. No one sees me, and I live too far away to walk in the office. I have long since blown through all my money while going to school. So I have a plan. I have been working on some items at a makerspace to sell to a family friend's gift shop for her to sell. I think I might be able to talk her into trading me half the money in store credit, and pick up some little boutique gift basket snacks. I will fill it out with organic nuts, dried fruit, and chocolate from Trader Joes. Then use the rest of the money for shipping. Tape my fucking resume and cover letter to the top of the basket, and send it to the office. Is that creepy? Is a bribe gonna make me look slimy and fuck me? Any experience with drastic measures to get a resume into someone's hands? It's a hail mary, cause I need the money from the sale, but I need a job more than anything... and if the position is no longer available... :/ plzkthx?