Lee's Coffee House

Discussion in 'mature-NSFW' started by LeeHere Absent, 18 Feb 2011.

  1. LeeHere Absent

    LeeHere Absent Just Lee
    Creative

    Lee's Coffee House

    "Wake up and smell to coffee, people!"

    Wherein Lee serves coffee, tea, cider, cocoa and questions.




    Edit: Make that...

    Lee's Coffee House & Tavern

    ...wherein Lee services coffee, tea, cider, cocoa, liquor, pub food, questions and potshots.
     
  2. LeeHere Absent

    LeeHere Absent Just Lee
    Creative

    I'll start with the Lipton-Pivot-Proust Questionnaire.

    1. What is your favorite word?
    2. What is your least favorite word?
    3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
    4. What turns you off creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
    5. What sound or noise do you love?
    6. What sound or noise do you hate?
    7. What is your favorite curse word?
    8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
    9. What profession would you not like to do?
    10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
     
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  3. Pep

    Pep Eats Mars for breakfast

    Who needs Facebook . . .

    Pep ( . . . when you can get inane questionnaires here?)
     
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  4. LeeHere Absent

    LeeHere Absent Just Lee
    Creative

    1. What is your favorite word?
    Schnockered, Yes. Free. Lake. Friend. Tea.


    2. What is your least favorite word?
    Deluxe. I really fucking hate that word. I don't like the N word either.


    3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
    Music. Freedom. Enthusiasm. Creativity. Innovation. Humor. Writing. People. Positivity. Compassion. A good knotty solvable problem.


    4. What turns you off creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
    People. Negativity. Malaise. Restrictions. Closed-minded, that's-the-way-it-has-always-been-done-and-will-be-done thinking or, God help me, no thinking at all. Micro-managing authoritarians and their followers. People who impede others for no good reason.

    5. What sound or noise do you love?
    I love the sound of water. I love the sound that tea makes as it pours. I love the sound of waves gently lapping against a boat or pier. I love music. I love the sound of a baby laughing or the laugh of someone whose laugh is so contagious you don't even have to know what they are laughing at to get caught up in it.

    6. What sound or noise do you hate?
    Brats throwing tantrums, car alarms, car accidents, negativity, boredom and anger.

    7. What is your favorite curse word?
    Bugger and hell, although my mother used to give me crap about that first one.

    8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
    Writer, actress, director, producer, musician, artist, therapist...


    9. What profession would you not like to do?
    Dentist. Proctologist. Garbage collector or janitor, anything in sanitation. Lawyer. Accountant.


    10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
    Never mind all that. Come on in duck. Tea's on.
     
  5. LeeHere Absent

    LeeHere Absent Just Lee
    Creative

    Exactly. [​IMG]
     
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  6. LeeHere Absent

    LeeHere Absent Just Lee
    Creative

    I'm in the mature-NSFW section because I always end up there anyway. Just safer to keep me corralled.
     
  7. Bulldick!

    Bulldick! Rampaging
    Notamused

    1. What is your favorite word?
    You


    2. What is your least favorite word?
    Hate


    3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
    NSFW sounds


    4. What turns you off creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
    Stupidity


    5. What sound or noise do you love?
    A woman's moan of pleasure


    6. What sound or noise do you hate?
    Crying babies


    7. What is your favorite curse word?
    Huevón!


    8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
    Teaching


    9. What profession would you not like to do?
    Oncologist


    10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
    I was expecting you earlier.

    :hug:
     
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  8. colleen Criss

    colleen Criss Your life will never be the same again.
    Cheerful

    1. What is your favorite word?
    Yes
    2. What is your least favorite word?

    Stop
    3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?

    Keeps this secret.
    4. What turns you off creatively, spiritually or emotionally?

    Mean spirit people
    5. What sound or noise do you love?

    Silence
    6. What sound or noise do you hate?

    Traffic
    7. What is your favorite curse word?

    fuk
    8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?

    Brain Surgeon
    9. What profession would you not like to do?

    Pedicurist
    10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

    Welcome home
     
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  9. LeeHere Absent

    LeeHere Absent Just Lee
    Creative

    Brain Surgeon?

    OMG. You are gonna have to elaborate on that one, colleen. [​IMG]
     
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  10. Bulldick!

    Bulldick! Rampaging
    Notamused

    She should start practicing... let's get her Pep, any damage to his brain will be hardly noticeable.

    :hug:
     
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  11. LeeHere Absent

    LeeHere Absent Just Lee
    Creative


    Because he's got so much brain to spare?

    (I thought I'd spring that trap for you before Pep got back in here.)
     
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  12. Bulldick!

    Bulldick! Rampaging
    Notamused

    because...

    as in... he rarely use it.

    :hug:
     
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  13. LeeHere Absent

    LeeHere Absent Just Lee
    Creative

    Oh, I knew what you meant. Thanks for the ba dump bump clean up on aisle 5. [​IMG]
     
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  14. Bulldick!

    Bulldick! Rampaging
    Notamused

    :shakefist:

    (and you can take it in its original intent or your own view of it :p )

    :hug:
     
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  15. LeeHere Absent

    LeeHere Absent Just Lee
    Creative

    Yes, and so can Pep.
     
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  16. JohnnyVann

    JohnnyVann Acthp!
    caffeine

    [​IMG]
     
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  17. Pep

    Pep Eats Mars for breakfast

    I must admit that your brain would probably be worth more than mine, Don . . .

    Pep ( . . . after all, it's yours has hardly been used.)

    PS As evidenced by your inability to spell practising correctly.
     
  18. Bulldick!

    Bulldick! Rampaging
    Notamused

    Trying... I give you that.

    :hug:
     
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  19. LeeHere Absent

    LeeHere Absent Just Lee
    Creative

    /me adds a bar and some bar stools and gets a liquor license so the boys can belly up and play the dozens.

    [​IMG]

    OP edited to reflect the changes.
     
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  20. LeeHere Absent

    LeeHere Absent Just Lee
    Creative

    1. Favorite book?
    2. Favorite movie?
    3. Favorite TV show?
    4. Favorite game?
    5. Favorite fictional character, hero or heroine?
     

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