Someone please sell this woman a clue.

Discussion in 'mature-NSFW' started by Lain, 19 Mar 2012.

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It takes X minutes to travel 80 miles at 80 m.p.h.

  1. How many minutes are in an hour?

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  2. How fast do the wheels spin on my car?

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  3. 80 miles is farther than forty.

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  4. Why the fuck are you asking me math questions?

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  5. How many boobs are involved?

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  6. Who cares just show post some boobs.

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  1. Lain

    Lain End of line. #resist
    Sneaky

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  2. GradyE

    GradyE Hybrid Angel
    Angelic

    Sisters

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  3. GradyE

    GradyE Hybrid Angel
    Angelic

    And her husband is a douche. She should dump him, go to Vegas and become a showgirl.
     
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  4. tout

    tout It is swimming time!!
    Mondayblues

    Important is to know what is the color of the white horse of General Custer!
     
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  5. Cody

    Cody a.k.a. Ecliptic Lackey
    Balanced

    Pick a whole number between 1 and 3.
     
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  6. Kita

    Kita Should Update Title

    Mulch and I agree; he didn't marry her for her brains. It must have been her tight runner's body! ;P
     
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  7. Saffs

    Saffs Accredited batshit buster
    Probing

    I wouldn't be too hard on her. I think what is happening here is the woman is a lateral thinker and she is tackling the problem sideways.
     
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  8. Kita

    Kita Should Update Title

    Well, they also WERE on a road trip... :ppp:

    She didn't LOOK or SOUND stoned, however. So I am still not convinced she isn't just an embarrassment to women...
     
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  9. Sarah Nerd

    Sarah Nerd Feels most comfortable around other misfits.
    Barefooter

    She's not bright but it was a shitty move of him to make that public. I hope she catches him jacking it or at some other really personal moment and does him the same favor.
     
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  10. GradyE

    GradyE Hybrid Angel
    Angelic

    Word. Trading out your partner/spouse for a cheap laugh in the internet...
     
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  11. Cody

    Cody a.k.a. Ecliptic Lackey
    Balanced

    Reminds me of those dicks last year who gave their small children empty boxes or coal for Christmas for no reason other than so they could post video of their kids' crying to YouTube.
     
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  12. Lain

    Lain End of line. #resist
    Sneaky

    I see what you did there.


    Her brain is installed sideways.
     
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  13. Lain

    Lain End of line. #resist
    Sneaky

    There was 'soap' chalked onto the windows, I'm pretty sure they just got married even. He's having a good time, which tells you what kind of ass he is.

    If she does catch him doing that let's not post it here, k? Just sayin'.
     
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  14. Saffs

    Saffs Accredited batshit buster
    Probing

    Have to say in all fairness he is very good natured about it. As she launched into her third attempt to figure out how fast the wheels are going round I would have done what I usually do: /me bashes her over the head.
     
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  15. Saffs

    Saffs Accredited batshit buster
    Probing

    Very sharp spot on this btw
     
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  16. GradyE

    GradyE Hybrid Angel
    Angelic

    [​IMG]
     
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  17. Liona Clio

    Liona Clio Poetry in Motion
    Benevolent

    Ah, the innocent cluelessness of the American game show contestant...



    (For those of you outside of the US, this is from a show called, "Are You Smarter Than A Fifth-Grader?" Only in America.)
     
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  18. Smidge

    Smidge Do i need a new title yet?
    Amused

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