What about astrology now?

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  1. Lain

    Lain End of line. #resist
    Sneaky

    I am Gemini cusped with Cancer. Apparently that means the cancer exacerbates the extreme side of my Gemini. I have no idea how accurate or inaccurate that is.

    I am in no way an extreme person. So it's all probably silly. :girly:
     
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  2. Govi

    Govi Ça va chier.
    Bitchy

    :angel:
     
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  3. tout

    tout It is swimming time!!
    Mondayblues



    Na,na. The US can spy the internet but not the stars and planets, here we are for Gemini and cancer... ready?


    The Gemini air sign, and Cancer, water sign, can create one of these wonderful landscapes of sea and sky.


    As perfect Gemini, you talk a lot and do not hold up. Even a strong rope would not suffice to keep you attached. Good ..


    For the true Cancer, love is security related. It also means affection, kindness and sympathy, and if the time is right, a ..I keep the following for me. :p



    And dies gilt just if you send some Champagne to Tout....Of course:rolleyes::)

     
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  4. tout

    tout It is swimming time!!
    Mondayblues

    I would remind our GV customers that astres and planets do not care about one-night-stand-crazy-passionate-sex!!
    :D
    About fishes now.. It's impossible to understand your real motivations, because like the tides of the ocean, they change all the time.

    You have a fluidity and complexity which can be alternatively enchanting and infuriating.

    You can sit quietly while your lover leaves, your children insult you, your employer heaps abuse on your head, and your landlord throws you out of your house. Pisceans seem to accept misfortune as though they were born to it, expect it, even welcome it. But you know something other signs don't: all that human suffering means little when your eyes and heart are focused on a greater unity. Soso:D


    Yes our French horoscop for our readers...

    Champagne will be send at the same adress of course.
     
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  5. tout

    tout It is swimming time!!
    Mondayblues

    Not sure if you would like what the French planets saying about Taurus!!!:D:D:D:D

    Here we go..

    Taurus is a very physical sign. It's a rare Taurean who doesn't possess a strong, intense desire nature. Even Taureans who fear intimacy (perhaps because they've been badly hurt in early life) will still display their innate sensuousness - through affectionate touching and an intense response to anything that's nice to touch, beautiful to look at, pleasant to hear, delicious to taste or lovely to smell. The Bull loves beauty, and can be astonishingly sybaritic. The ascetic approach doesn't go over well, unless you've found one of those more spiritually inclined Taureans (and there are quite a few around) for whom inner peace and serenity count for more than external comfort. So a nice talking really..


    For many Taureans, the sexual side of love takes priority. Where there's good sex, Taurus remains. If Taureans choose to be faithful, they're very faithful. If they don't, they'll pursue their sensual pleasures on the side :bams::cheergirl:
     
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  6. tout

    tout It is swimming time!!
    Mondayblues

    Haha La vierge...

    Virgo is ruled by Mercury....

    Strengths
    • They believe in meticulous planning and are very orderly in nature.
    • They connect well with people and their key virtue is their modesty.
    • They have a superior intellect and are very reliable.
    • They think rationally and act purposefully.

    Weaknesses
    • They can be too materialistic and give in to their greed.
    • They are very skeptical and keep worrying over trifles.
    • They are very inflexible and it would take an army to change their opinion.
    • They are of an argumentative nature and are very good in giving people the cold treatment.
    • We are waiting now the Govi's comments:):banned:
     
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  7. tout

    tout It is swimming time!!
    Mondayblues

    Right all wet..


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  8. Liona Clio

    Liona Clio Poetry in Motion
    Benevolent

    You have this uncanny ability to make people see the glass half full, tout! :hug:
     
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  9. tout

    tout It is swimming time!!
    Mondayblues

    We will not let this thread get in the archives now..
    this week-end ...
    The sign of Leo...
    In relationships, a Leo man or woman is sincere, open and kind, front and center stage. Leos are usually fun to be around and their company is frequently desired. Leo is fun, but sometimes old-fashioned and conservative. They can be somewhat overbearing, intolerant or even occasionally pompous and bossy. Leos tend to be quick to trust and are often disappointed when their trust is misplaced.
    Leo is happiest when they command attention, which is the personality characteristic or trait of being socially dominant. They love the limelight and are very creative and expansive. Leo men and women are usually dignified.
    In love, Leo is loyal and devoted while their relationships are working and tend to hold on for a long time to their partner. Leos are family oriented and drawn toward children. They are usually kind and giving. However, they sometimes place too much faith in others and on the shadow side, they can be terrible to deal with when they feel crossed. A jealous or wounded Leo woman or man is a force to be reckoned with. They have reputations for deceptiveness and infidelity. Sexually, Leo has a very healthy, even intense appetite. They are so attracted to others that sometimes they have many different partners.
    Spiritually, Leo is one of the most materialistic signs. The light of the sun does shine penetratingly for Leo into themselves as they seek self-discipline. Leo also seeks to serve others.
    As in the rest of their lives, Leos are ambitious professionally. They get things done and make excellent leaders. Leo may hurt the feelings of others with fixed opinions and beliefs. They believe they are the leaders and they are usually right! They tend to foster loyalty among their subordinates. Leos make excellent performers.
    These traits may reveal themselves in those with Leo rising or Leo moon in their natal chart as well.
     
  10. tout

    tout It is swimming time!!
    Mondayblues

    • Leo Ruling Planet: The Sun​
    • Leo Zodiac Symbol: The Lion​
    • Leo Element: Fire​
    • Leo Cardinality: Fixed​
    • Leo Stone: Ruby​
    • Leo Season: Summer​
    • Leo Colors: Gold, Orange​
    • Leo Anatomy: Heart, Back​
    • Famous Leos: Princess Anne, Whitney Houston, Amelia Earhart, Hulk Hogan, Loni Anderson, Vida Blue, Peter O'Toole, Andy Warhol, Dustin Hoffman, Matthew Broderick, Magic Johnson, Davey Crockett, Lucille Ball, Alfred Tennyson, Benito Mussolini, Henry Ford, Robert DeNiro, Carl Jung​
     
  11. tout

    tout It is swimming time!!
    Mondayblues

    Gemini now...

    • Gemini Ruling Planet: Mercury​
    • Gemini Zodiac Symbol: The Twins​
    • Gemini Element: Air​
    • Gemini Cardinality: Mutable​
    • Gemini Stone: Moss Agate​
    • Gemini Season: Spring​
    • Gemini Colors: Green​
    • Gemini Anatomy: Lungs, Hands and Arms​
    • Famous Gemini: Prince, Henry Kissinger, Bob Hope, Norman Vincent Peale, Allen Ginsberg, William Butler Yeats, Boy George, Sandra Bernhard, Stevie Nicks, Ralph Waldo Emerson, Steffi Graf, Paul Gauguin, Nicole Kidman, Joe Montana​
     
  12. tout

    tout It is swimming time!!
    Mondayblues

    And virgo..

    • Virgo Ruling Planet: Mercury​
    • Virgo Zodiac Symbol: The Virgin​
    • Virgo Element: Earth​
    • Virgo Cardinality: Mutable​
    • Virgo Stone: Sapphire​
    • Virgo Season: Summer​
    • Virgo Colors: Blue, Beige​
    • Virgo Anatomy: Intestines, the Nervous System​
    • Famous Virgos: Mother Teresa, H.G. Wells, Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel, Richard Gere, Lily Tomlin, Elvis Costello, Joan Jett, Michael Jackson, Rocky Marciano, Raquel Welch, Joseph Kennedy Senior​
     
  13. tout

    tout It is swimming time!!
    Mondayblues

    Scorpio too, the rest to morrow.
    • Scorpio Ruling Planet: Mars, Pluto (modern)​
    • Scorpio Zodiac Symbol: The Scorpion​
    • Scorpio Element: Water​
    • Scorpio Cardinality: Fixed​
    • Scorpio Stone: Topaz, Opal​
    • Scorpio Season: Fall​
    • Scorpio Colors: Gold, Purple​
    • Scorpio Anatomy: Genitals​
    • Famous Scorpios: Hillary Clinton, Richard Dreyfuss, Walter Cronkite, Ike Turner, Katherine Hepburn, King Hussein, Jody Foster, Voltaire, Carl Sagan, Marie Antoinette, Bill Gates, Johnny Carson, Pablo Picasso, William Penn, Kevin Kline, Sylvia Plath​
     
  14. tout

    tout It is swimming time!!
    Mondayblues

    Tuesday, February 11
    Today's Horoscope.


    Astral Weather:

    • Emotions Quiet..
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    • Love forget it
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    • Intuition very good
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    • Creativity Yes of course
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    • Work beurkkk
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    • Money the end of the month will be hard...And that begin always the second day of the month
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    Humor: always at the top

    Moon Tuesday suffer the square to Uranus and opposition to Pluto. Many annoyances to visit Jupiter attempt to soften.
    Tarot card of the day:

    Blade 1: The Force
    Blade 2: The Arcane unnamed

    willingness to turn the page and say no to everything that hinders you to move forward.
    Flower of the day:

    Gasteria: Why so much mystery?
    Daystar:

    Star name: Alhena Constellation: Gemini Meaning: . Alhena The name is derived from the Arabic Al Han'ah, which means the mark on the neck of the camel A sweet sadness motivates you, what is the effect of the star Alhena.
     
  15. Govi

    Govi Ça va chier.
    Bitchy

    Asterix le Gaulois?
     
  16. tout

    tout It is swimming time!!
    Mondayblues

    What about him?:headspin:
     
  17. Govi

    Govi Ça va chier.
    Bitchy

    Comment fait-il, astrologiquement?
     
  18. tout

    tout It is swimming time!!
    Mondayblues

    That really easy with the gallier, they are just afraid of that!!

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  19. Kita

    Kita Should Update Title

    Mulch's mom reads the astrology for people she knows. She made a point to email AND print out one for November or December or something. Apparently, we were supposed to come into money and great prestige at our jobs.

    Still waiting...

    Kind of funny how she never follows up on this stuff, or emails the astrology lady when it is wrong (the astrology lady says on the things she gives us to let her know if she is wrong... and she always misses the mark on the 'big' and 'important' things!) The rest happens at the same frequency as one would expect from life, and is basically the same as cold reading.

    The more general statements of the sign are the only things I pay attention to, because they are generally true. But not always. Upbringing and environment can over-rule general things that apply to all people born in certain seasons and exposed to/ influenced by very consistent things and human behaviors pertaining to the time of year. The fortune telling of future events is bull-hickey. The general stuff about personality, mood, and emotion tends to hold more water. Plus, I like to still think a bit on the mystical side, where we are in tune, at an unconscious primal level, to the lifeforce of our planet and naturally feel a sway and influence from it's changing states through the seasons, cycles, and years.




    ....speaking of cold reading...

    We got a DNA test for Gizmo to find out what breeds he is. The results were as follows;

    One side is purebred Lhasa Apso and mixed breed. The other side is purebred Miniature Poodle and mixed breed.

    The mixed breed side of him consists of, in order of most to least likely;

    Newfoundland.
    Rottweiler
    Great Dane
    Shih Zhu
    Japanese Spitz

    He is expected, as an adult, to weigh between 42-65 lbs.

    Let me now take a moment to remind you guys what Gizmo looks like. 14 pounds, a full-grown adult. Looks very much like a tan colored Toto.

    Uh huh...

    Sounds like this is where Miss Cleo's people went when people started to get their astrologies online...
     
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  20. LeeHere Absent

    LeeHere Absent Just Lee
    Creative

    The Matrix. Natch.
     
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