Who's Kissed CaLLie CLine and Some mo Shit

Discussion in 'area17-NSFW' started by Jumpman Lane, 27 May 2011.

  1. Jumpman Lane

    Jumpman Lane Should Update Title

    well i have! AND I'VE DONE OTHER SPECTACULAR SHIT TOO! Here's my landmark milestone crap. WTF have u done with ur virtual lives?

    1. i banged a mentor as a noob in her skybox before i knew wtf a skybox was

    2. i got added to banlink for tellin some turd how fat his wife's ass was

    3. once i was carducci powered

    4. i won a best dressed contest without rigging it

    5. i got lil carducci to talk to me

    6. i made a million linden dollars rakin muck (yay slut magazine!)

    7. i made a friend of prokofy neva

    8. i made a frenemy of prokofy neva

    9. i made an enemy of prokofy neva

    10. i made prokofy neva's FIC List (for doin evils)

    11. i assaulted a linden (boo torley!) WITHOUT gettin permabanned! (YUS! Jumpy fawt The Great Watermelon War and lawst)

    12. jumpy took ova a free sim run by some turdy edutard (boo public townscape) and ended up in the turd's senior thesis

    13. jumpy negotiated the sl humpin rights to one jenna jameson (porn stars are greedy! what a ho!)

    14. jumpy was and remains a tool of linden lab (stroker serpentine is fair game!)

    15. JUMPY'S HOUSE IN SECOND LIFE SHOULD B A museum (juro kothari custom bitches!)

    16. jumpy kissed callie cline

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  2. colleen Criss

    colleen Criss Your life will never be the same again.

    Just one more Second Life blogger girl !

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    Co-Owner Babenco & Criss Studio

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    Mental Mentor

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    Top Model (retired)

    Kisses this man as often as possible !

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  3. Lias

    Lias Open Community!

    Second Life Street Credz thread. Be back - posting elsewhere.
  4. Clancy

    Clancy The drama is better at Hungry Jack's

    Jumpman, your reputation precedes you. Mine is not as renowned, but I once bitched-slapped Cristiano so hard it made him cry. Others have done that, and worse, but it always makes me smile a little to remember his tears.

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  5. Jumpman Lane

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    hehehe jumpy heavy inna streets
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  6. Jumpman Lane

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    kissin a top model (retired) qualifies as a milestone! must be HIS milestone!
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  7. Jumpman Lane

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    shit! IF ANYBODY NEEDS BITCHSLAPPIN ITS Cristiano Midnight! I swear before god im actually jealous of that one! Square biness!
  8. Kick Frenzy

    Kick Frenzy HUZZAH!

    I was a sponsor for SLCC 2010.
    Also for the Snowman competition in Zindra this past winter.

    My store was not stocked or open at the time... and still isn't.

    I will most likely buy a sponsorship for SLCC 2011.
    My store will probably still be unstocked and waiting for a Grand Opening. :)
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  9. Liona Clio

    Liona Clio Poetry in Motion

    I may need a translator...

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  10. Jumpman Lane

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    um CaLLie CLine stopped breathin when i took my shirt off too hehehe
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  11. Lias

    Lias Open Community!

    2005 Start date

    Celebrated in SL Birthday as the first SL - Based Publishing House (VooDoo Publications).

    On the SL website start page as having the longest running event in SL (Hardcore Primetime).

    SL Official Greeter from start in 2006 until program was dissolved.

    SL Official Mentor.

    Still owns first land bought in 2005.

    Creator of VooDoo Lounge that was one of the top 20 most visited place during the SL Official Incentive Program time. Earned $200 USD a month from Linden Lab for a year and a half during that program time.

    Over 5,000 members recruited to my group VooDoo Lounge VIP.

    Creator of curriculum and owner of CLUB SCHOOL since 2005.

    Creator of the Sushi body suit with Ryan Radio. Used by human platter restaurant staff in Subdue Erotic Restaurant (I created, built and own)and sold on the SL Marketplace since 2007.

    Creator of the group CLUB JOBS in 2007. A free-to-join job group for job seekers and employers.

    Co-creator of Zexpo with Gavin Hird. A 4-sim event to celebrate the Merchants of Zindra. Creator of the event logo also.

    Permanently trapped in the cornfield at SCII until The Rapture.
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  12. tout

    tout It is swimming time!!

    Great Lias:envoy:
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  13. Caity

    Caity Should Update Title

    Sorry, I can't tell you what I have accomplished in SL. If I did that, I would have to kill you.
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  14. colleen Criss

    colleen Criss Your life will never be the same again.

    I know Callie, she's great but I can't say I ever kissed her :)
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  15. Caity

    Caity Should Update Title

    Personal hygiene is important, I suggest a good deodorant for the next time.
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  16. Jumpman Lane

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    hehehehe im prob still inna cornfield too. i unno but what i do know is it still prob smells like fishcakes ova that way lol
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  17. Jumpman Lane

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    she IS great and kissing her was in fact a high point!
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  18. Jumpman Lane

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  19. Jumpman Lane

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    wata sux and soap is the enemy...um what's deoderant? hehehehe
  20. Caity

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    Pass. I have no clue what you are saying.
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